Funny Halloween Jokes For Kids and Adults
Halloween jokes are fun way of celebrating the event with your friends or even your relatives. Getting scared is one thing but having fun and laughing together is another. Here are some of our Halloween jokes which you can implement among your friends and colleagues:
1.When you are in the office with a colleague near you, detach the mouse of his computer and replace it with yours. Make sure that the new mouse has a long cord. When he comes in, try to move the mouse and he will be surprised that it’s moving without him moving it.2. This Halloween joke is perhaps one of the most common among gag shows. Wear something scary such as scarecrow and Frankenstein. Stand still in one place and when someone walks by, jump out and scare the heck out of them.3. Another common joke for computer enthusiasts is to show them a video like this. At the start, you can see a very peaceful scenario but in the end, they will be surprised to see an image of ghost. Take note though that this is not for the faint-hearted person:
n addition to the above mentioned Halloween jokes and riddles, here are some more in the form of question and answer portion:
- What do ghosts serve for dessert? I Scream.
- Have you seen Quasimodo? I have a hunch he’s back!
- What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand witch.
- What game do ghost like to play? Peek-a-Boo.
- What instrument do skeletons play? Trom-BONE.
- What is a vampire’s favorite holiday? Fangsgiving.
- What is the tallest building in Transylvania? The Vampire State Building.
- What is Dracula’s favorite kind of dog? A blood hound.
- How does a girl vampire flirt? She bats her eyes.
Have fun! Happy Halloween!
